Now that I have some experience in a district other than Isle 12, I have been trying to think of a unique way to express the comparison between the two. The following HOT/NOT list will most likely only be amusing to my Isle 12 girls and fellow teachers. It may be difficult for anyone else to appreciate it. Colleen, you asked that I not forget about you! This is for YOU!
HOT:
Union Meetings at Country Clubs
NOT:
Union meetings in dive-bars where people were shot and killed the night before.
HOT:
Windows in your school
NOT:
Doors in your school that say "Shopping Cart Entrance"
HOT:
Janitors
NOT:
Mopping your own classroom
HOT:
A Teacher Supply Closet
NOT:
Dropping a grand at the teacher store on paper and pens for your students
HOT:
Teachers who teach
NOT:
Teachers who twist students nipples as classroom management (and get away with it)
HOT:
Curriculum Guides
NOT:
Making Sh*t up as you go
HOT:
Administration with credentials
NOT:
Teachers who start as janitors, get fired and somehow end up as vice principal the following year
HOT:
Bells that dismiss students
NOT:
Walking 14-year-olds in a straight line, in silence, to lunch
HOT:
Kids that ask if you have any pets
NOT:
Kids that ask if you have any family members in a gang
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